Merry Christmas from ARS

Have a holly, jolly closing

It’s the last day of the month
Just weeks ago, it was so darn slow
Now we’re all under the gun

Have a Holly Jolly closing
Let’s call the notary
and let her know, we’re clear to close
So find a place to meet

Oh, no the appraisal’s low-er
Than we thought last week
But we’re still gonna be ok
Cuz the property’s clear and free!

Have a holly, jolly closing
And in case you didn’t hear
Oh by golly have a holly jolly closing, My Dear!